These photos are going to give me a rage stroke. UGH.
GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND, BLONDIE. Stop it. Stop touching him. Stop smiling at him!!! STOP STOP STOP.
As you can see, these are some new photos of Michael Fassbender out last night in London. I believe he’s finished up filming Frank (that dumb-looking film where he spends the whole movie wearing a giant plastic head), so he’s probably waiting for the X-Men sequel to start production, and as such, he’s gone out trolling for strange. He’s a single guy these days, far as I know. Nicole Beharie confirmed their split on Twitter in January.
So, Fassy went out to the Groucho Club and the paparazzi got photos of him exiting the club and flirting with this blonde. According to The Mail, “he chatted with the leggy blonde on the grubby pavement outside the club….But after being spotted by movie fans Fassbender turned away from his flirting partner and appeared to walk off. The charming actor’s love interest looked slightly put off by his actions, although it is not known if they exchanged numbers.” But if you look at the photos, it really seems like they were walking off together, holding hands or walking arm-in-arm. SLUT!!! I’m talking about him. How could he do this to me?
So, obviously I’m kind of surprised that Fassy can plump for blondes. That was one of my main reasons for not really believing that Fassy and Cameron Diaz were a thing, but maybe this is his new type? He goes for (hard-looking) blondes these days. Not women of color. Sucks.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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